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The ultimate comeback. yet it doesnt compare to ur mom gay it is still extremely power
Brady: You're so ugly
Charles: you have the mega big gay
Brady collapses
So amazing you're unable to articulate its greatness. Impeccable. The very best. Typically used in the North of England; commonly, Leeds.
DEVVO: Ah mate, this bacon sarnie is proper good, like.
BEZZIN: Yeah, it's tip top mega, like.
Mega Man X (known as Rockman X in
Japan) is the final creation of Dr. Thomas
Light, built in the year 20XX, and sealed
away underground in Light's lab so that
his systems could be tested for any
imperfections. It should be noted that
Mega Man X is NOT the same robot as
the original Mega Man, they are in fact
two separate robots, with X being an
entirely different project from the original
Mega Man. X is the first of his kind, a
robot which can think, feel, and make his
own decisions; the same as any human,
without any special programming to
dictate his purpose or function. His name,
X, is symbolically the same as the
variable X, and is named so for the ability
to anything he wants in life with no
restrictions. This freedom has great
potential for good as well as bad. To make
sure X would wake up to the world a good
person, Light sealed him away in a
capsule for at least 30 years in order to
test his systems. However, X wound up
being tested for over 100 years, waking
up in the year 21XX, after being
discovered by archaeologist, Dr. Cain. His
specifications were used as a template to
create an entire series of robots by Dr.
Cain, who felt X's designs would be to
beneficial to mankind to be left alone.
These robots became reploids, which
seems to be short-hand for replicated
android. X's profession is that of a
Maverick Hunter, a special task force
designed to stop criminal reploids, deemed too
dangerous for humans to encounter.
Mega Man X may be a crybaby pacifist to some, but a BADASS TO ALL!!
Donald Trump is so smooth brain that he's mega smooth brain
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While the details are unknown as of yet (Damn Capcom always starting a spin-off before finishing the original), it is assumed that Mega Man X, or simply X, was an upgraded version of Mega Man, a service robot remodeled for war. Dr. Light, who created Mega Man, programed X to give Mega Man the gift of free will. Before he released X, he put him in a stasis capsle for 30 years to run tests to determine that X wouldn't breat any of the laws of robotics. 30 years later, X was found and reactivated by Dr. Cain. Robots were built based off of X's programing called Reploids. Everything seemed to be fine until a renegade Reploid harmed a Human. A Reploid who does that is called a Maverick. This robot was quickly destroyed, but soon other reploids went Maverick, and a Maverick Hunter force had to be assembled which was led by Dr. Cain's own best robot, Sigma. Unfortunately Sigma too went Maverick and X once again had to give up a life of peace to save the human race along with another Hunter, Zero.
Mega Man X, first game I ever got for the SNES and probably one of the best.
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A brute attack that consist of the attacker flying in the air at 3.00*10^8 m/s. While flying, the person body will build of a deadly electricity(40 kilo amperes) and strike his/her opponent(s). This attack is unavoidable. Mega Psycho Crusher is a "one-hit kill." Mega Psycho Crusher is an equivalent of an output of 40 grams of Chucktanium energy. Mega Psycho Crusher is also an occupation that help provide funeral service hence bringing the dead body down to ashes.
Funeral Service Provider: I'm sorry for your loss.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): I wish he could live another 190 years; he's to young to die.
Funeral Service Provider: He served his time. We can not let his body freeze in the harsh blizzard any longer. Your soul will survive through this lonely winter...I promise.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): WTF, what are you intending to do? Tell Me! (So emotional)
Funeral Service Provider: Listen! he served his time; it's time to end your misery...MEGA PSYCHO CRUSHER!! (velocity increase; endothermic process "catapultulate."
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying and shouting): NOOOOOOO!
(BOOM!, the corpse is now reduce down into ashes)
Funeral Service Provider: RIP.
(Since Mega Psycho Crusher travel at the speed of light, The Over Sensitive Chick screaming sound can't travel as fast in comparison. Hence, the logic fits perfectly: When summon, Mega Psycho Crusher can't be stop, regardless.
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Mega Poo Caca is almost like explosive diarrhea. But 10x more powerful. If you think you will go Mega Poo Caca one day, DO NOT USE A SMALL RESTROOM. If you do, you will drown in your own poop and die. Mega Poo Caca happens to 1 out of 150 people! Stay safe. P.s. Mega Poo Caca is usually used as an over exaggeration.
Person 1: Oh no!
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: I think I’ve go to go Mega Poo Caca!
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