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tecate or modela served with a dash of tabasco, or if it better strikes your fancy a swirl of tapatio. this hint of spice allows the dormant aromas of oak and hickory to emerge from the aluminum can and delight both the aromatic and olfactory senses. the beverage is best paired with a chimichanga from the northern oaxaca region.
as we traversed the rio grande and crossed the border into texas we treated ourselves to a celebratory glass of mexican wine.
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The act of drinking a full bottle of laxative then spraying your partner with 'brown glory' painting a silhouette of them on a wall.
Dude I just drank a 32oz. bottle of anal eruption. I'll be back, I'm gonna give your mom and Mexican Felecia.
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Construction site bathroom, also known as a "blue house" or port-a-john.
The laborer had too many tacos the nite before so he relieved himself in the Mexican Spaceship.
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really hot and beautiful girls that just know how to dance.yes some of them are only interested in your money and lie about some things, but any girl of any nationality can do that, and they do it. just because they are from a different country, here in america you generalize and treat them them differently. you people say that they are dumb and can't learn english (which on the majority is not true),but really what about the cheerleaders and those bimbos and airheads we've got here in the USA ??? many peolpe also can't learn spanish, so be realistic. the are like any other girl, with the diference of course that they are really beautiful, they have great bodies and really know how to dance and are hardworking peolple
SAM- remember that beautiful mexican girl i met last night, well she was just looking for my money. that idiot, she had no brain and she cant even speak english...
JOSH- why do you get mad?? she's just like all the other bimbos we've got here.. besides the mexican girls i've met are intligent.
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Spanish Decent,Plain race, No heavy characteristics. Generally brown eyes brown hair milk white complexions to light a thin brown. NON-ORIENTAL EYS,Head hieght twice as long as head width, or also called a full Head, unlike asian whose head hieght is 1.5 to 2 of head width, caucasian is at least head head 2 time larger than head width symmetrical. Blonde are also white even though originally unmix have yellow skin, blue eye, yellow hair, may also have freckles, but anyone other race that has these feature doesn't make you a blonde person, so blondes are called white for simplicity sake as well, THIS IS THE WHITE RACE
White mexican include and european decent If caucasian has oriental eyes they are not really seen as white. If your parents are " brown" or your sibling, chances are your not considered white, have may even consider a white mexican as different ethnicity as you.
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The act of pouring a mixture of salsa, sour cream, tomatoes, chili powder, and corn in a prolapsed anus. And then eating said "soup" out of said anus with a other mans penis.
Tom: "hey John, you wanna give Amy a Mexican surprise?"
John: "fuck yeah!"
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Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.
The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.
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