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Midnight Oatmeal

grab some Quaker Oats and stuff some in her Snizz, you then begin to plow the lady and when you blow your load, keep it going. The heat from the passion cooks it to perfection.
You then dismount and feast.

My girlfriend complained we had too much oatmeal on the shelf, so we made some midnight oatmeal.

by Graveyarder September 25, 2017

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Midnight Alice

An ugly girl, whose name you don't know. Midnight meaning when she looks best.

She's a Midnight Alice

by jmcarter91 March 4, 2011

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Midnight In Afghanistan

Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.

Hey would you like to have a midnight in Afghanistan ? :) why yes I would LOVE to!!!!

by cdubbbbb September 30, 2011

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Midnight shenanigans

"midnight shenanigans" a feeling or urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, wanting to do hella drugs, and being down for just about any type of crack head shit

"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia"
"Sit the fuck jazz"

by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020

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Midnight Fantasy

A beautifully curvaceous muse who is the inspiration for your wildest dreams and fantasies.

Man that girl was such a freak she's gonna be my midnight fantasy for years.

by Nicole Brigid November 30, 2008

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midnight creep

Stop by the bar or club late into the night to see if anyone worth talking to is out and ideally have sex.

I'm gonna roll by the club at 1230 for a midnight creep.

by maxx17 August 31, 2019

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midnight madness

sex at/after midnight

"Hey Meg, are you up for some midnight madness?"
"Sure, why not!"

by billnager23 February 20, 2014

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