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The Mini 14 Law states that:
Whoever, in the course of making a pro gun-control point, mentions the Ruger Mini 14, has proved he/she is fundamentally ignorant and the discussion is over.
A rhetoric law that counters the common fallacious argument that a firearm, if used in a highly mediatized tragedy (such as a school shooting) has somehow proved a deadliness superior to other comparable firearms, and should therefore be banned.
Since it is obvious in itself that the name, make or color of a firearm have nothing to do with its use in committing a crime, stating that a particular rifle model is more evil than another similar rifle is illogical, and usually stems from complete ignorance, if not a concious intent to deceive an audience.
Wendy Cukier: Assault rifles and military type sniper rifles are in our streets. Weapons with miitary characteristic like pistol grips and collapsible stocks or high power scopes should be banned. Every day women are being killed by deadly weapons such as the Ruger Mini 14, which is so--
Listener: My head is about to explode from so much ignorance, I invoke the Mini 14 Law, go talk to the plant over there.
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Columbian Currency
I paid that columbian wench in mini muffins
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A type of order in the fast food restaurant Jack-in-the-box. It is composed of beef, with cheese on top, already put on ketchup. The burgers itself is $4.50, the combo is 1 dollar more. They give you 3 mini sirloin burgers. Each one is about 4 or 5 inches in height.
Hey, wanna go get some mini sirloin burgers at Jack in the box for $4.50?
Is the tip of a guys fat cock referring to the head of the cock
Last night my friend said he wanted to join a baseball team so i let him borrow my mini red helmet
Italian Mini-Horse: An Italian man whom, despite lacking the physical stature to meet the requirements of an Italian Stallion, still possesses enough hair gel, tight bedazzled t shirts and muscles to qualify as an Italian Mini-Horse.
Kim: “Who is that little guy in the sparkly t shirt? His hair is so shiny! His loafers are so pointy! He’s so little and yet his personality is so big! Such style! Such flair! Wait, did he just simultaneously pull his shirt up and his pants down?! How did he do that?! I must meet him.”
Alex: “That’s Giuseppe, he’s an Italian Mini-Horse.”
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Someone who actually did nothing wrong because he was 19 or 20 and sexted a 17 year old. He isnt a pedophile because they were both fully post pubescent.
Mini Ladd got a cute 17 year old when he was like 20, but the SJWs hate him for it.
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