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not to be confused with pizza hut, slut. A mobile fuck hut is when you have sexy time in the back of a Dodge Ram Wagon 2500 Passenger Extended Van while in motion.
Logan Slimcock: bro bout to get sauced by this squinty eye scrotum licker fire up the mobile fuck hut
Juggalo Doug: Beer me my keys, destination pound town
Logan Slimcock : my dicks like a rubix cube she'll never figure out how to jerk me off
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A Fortnite sub-community full of racist, idiots, 12 year olds, pedos, egirls, doxers, iPhone players, players who think FPS=skill, and egotistical creative players.
Hey, why did you call that black dude the N word on Twitter?
10 year old: I’m in the Fortnite Mobile Community, it’s what we do.
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A Fortnite sub-community full of racist, idiots, 12 year olds, pedos, egirls, doxers, iPhone players, players who think FPS=skill, and egotistical creative players.
Hey, why did you call that black dude the N word on Twitter?
10 year old: I’m in the Fortnite Mobile Community, it’s what we do.
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A pink and green bus operated by the Frog-Princess Association in the United States and United Kingdom.
The bus drives around finding frogs and princesses to add to their database.
Hey, Mike — will you carry me down to the Frog-Princess Mobile? I'm really sick of this curse!
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The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.
Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.
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abbr. MLCM
A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).
Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile
"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"
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A mobile game made in 14 July, 2016. A MOBA Game or 5v5 game with more than characters/heroes and Updates every week or even months this Game has very EXPENSIVE SKINS that will take up your money and become poor. The Company's name is Moonton. The Creator's name is Justin Yuan, Co-Founder and Chief Executive of Moonton, Developer and Publisher of the famous multiplayer Online game Mobile Legends: Bang Bang. The ONLY MOBA GAME that copies LoL (Leagues of Legends) and DotA 2 (Defense of the Ancients 2).
By the way my Game Id is: 564849821 (3475)
Mobile Legends: Bang Bang
Friend: Hey Do you play ML:BB
Me: Of course Bruh
Friend: We're no strangers to love
Me: You know the rules and so do I
Friend: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Me: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Friend: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Me: Gotta make you understand
"To be Continued"
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