a polite way of saying huge idiot
Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned
The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman
John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN
A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
lesbian. girls who like to scissor. yeah know Rosie Odonnell
Rosie Odonnell a real muffin huffer. she huffed ellen degeneres's muffin at breakfast.
a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.
1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.
The act of pounding chubby with a chubby.
My boy Sheridan stayed up all night to stuff the muffin and make cream cheese
A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.
Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:
GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.