horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).

Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.

mustard sauce

When your fisting a male or female and the start to shit and you keep going

Yo me and jenny had some mustard sauce last night

dijion mustard gas

the chemical reaction of mustard gas and play-doh used to restore the enviroment

it works

i am dropping a dijion mustard gas in 3 2 1

touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

mustard hands

When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.

Damn bro I got mustard hands.

Mustard Plug

A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.

That mustard plug was like a dam holding back a reservoir of shit, I just ruined my toilet.