Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide

You can be the same wherever you go.

As grandma used to say after she heard about the Smith girl being trampy in the big city, "Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide."

swing your fucking nuts

(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.

(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.

(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

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ain't swinging off that side of the plate

not homo, straight,

Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.

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which way do you swing

This is a reference as to which sexuality a person is. It's a lowkey way of asking if a person is gay, straight, or any other sexuality in between.

John: Hey, you're really cute. Which way do you swing?
Amanda: I'm more into girls. Sorry I swing that way.

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Reverse swing wing-man

We all know what a wing-man is. What we got here is a new twist on the concept, or at the least a subjectively clever name for said concept. This here is when your boy wants to hook up with some chick but for whatever mis/preconception he aint getting his shot. Here is where you step in. You grab her girls number. Then, when you call you invite her out and say "hey, why don't you bring *amy*." This serves two purposes, first and least important is her security blanket of her girl being there. More importantly, you're giving your boy his shot. The rest should be self-explanatory.

Do the right thing and reverse swing wing-man.

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Irish Swing Job

When your masturbate into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music.

Susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato...

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Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.

Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"

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