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A social event where an overwhelming majority of the attendees are female.
Noting the over abundance of Bikinis and lack of weiners, Sarah asked Nicole if there were any hot guys showing up to the party. Nicole replied "I hope so, this pool party is a total Taco Fest."
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When a guy is hooking up with a very fat girl, and instead of fucking her pussy, he fucks her fat rolls.
Sam I can't believed you gave that girl a flabby taco, you are a bad ass.
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What you call someone who creates an awkward situation.
What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".
Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)
Man: So how long have you been pregnant for?
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco
Man: Well hey sexy lady
Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass
Any episode of The View
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An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.
The store was out of dog food so I stopped by Tito's Tacos instead.
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When using salsa as lubrication during sexual intercourse.
I gave my girl some taco salsa last night. She was on FIRE!!!
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When the vaginal region becomes sweaty on a hot day. The equivalent of swamp balls.
I get a serious case of soggy taco in weather over 90 degrees.
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Rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your penis (don't worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before fucking like a rock star.
Sara, "Hey Mindy, I heard you're fucking Gordan Ramsey from Hells Kitchen?"
Mindy, "Yeah, last Monday was the Mexican episode and he gave me such a bad Spicy Taco I had to put an ice cube in my pussy!"
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