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What you call someone who creates an awkward situation.
What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".
Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)
Man: So how long have you been pregnant for?
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco
Man: Well hey sexy lady
Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass
Any episode of The View
When using salsa as lubrication during sexual intercourse.
I gave my girl some taco salsa last night. She was on FIRE!!!
When the vaginal region becomes sweaty on a hot day. The equivalent of swamp balls.
I get a serious case of soggy taco in weather over 90 degrees.
An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.
The store was out of dog food so I stopped by Tito's Tacos instead.
Rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your penis (don't worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before fucking like a rock star.
Sara, "Hey Mindy, I heard you're fucking Gordan Ramsey from Hells Kitchen?"
Mindy, "Yeah, last Monday was the Mexican episode and he gave me such a bad Spicy Taco I had to put an ice cube in my pussy!"
When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.
Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.
Pressing your boner against a wet clit and sliding up and down a little. So so for the men but the ladies love it.
She says "pull out for a minute and give me the taco slide, it's my favorite".