Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.

Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.

beef piccalo

A derisive term used to describe an extremely small penis ie: the piccalo being the smallest percussion instrument

Good morning Dane will the orchestra be meeting at the concert hall? If so will you be playing your beef piccalo?

beef chair

When four guys form a chair with their erect penis.

Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .

Hey girl want to come sit in this beef chair

Pink Beef

Fat, pink pussy lips. Engorged labial flaps.

She pulled her panties to the side exposing her pink beef. Dinner served!

She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.

Beef Nubs

Gum ball sized, meaty, engorged female nipples. Typically accompanied by large areolas.

Rachel took her bra off and wow!!! What a set of beef nubs. I had to suckle.

I sucked her beef nubs last night.

Beef Lumps

Heavy, hanging testicles.

Rachel loves to suck my beef lumps.

I love the sound of my beef lumps smacking her ass.