Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)

“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark

Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.

"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"

Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

Speed highway

The best level in sonic adventure 1 with amazing music and high speed sections

Guy 1: what’s your favorite level in sonic adventure 1. Guy 2: speed highway what else do you think

speed down

when you’re really high and have a lot of caffeine in your system at the same time. The caffeine has your heart speeding up and the hemp has your brain slowing down. your body doesn’t know what to do

i had to go get some food last night i was on a speed down

Speed Crawl

Crawling At A Fast Pace

“Kyle Speed Crawls Out Of The Bathroom”