Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.
Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!
Teabag your friend orenemy and spread your butthole over their nose and squat while moving back and forth.
I killed warhawkeye. He deserves the jdyess spread!
Spreading peanut butter with an unpeeled banana
Ricky couldn't find a knife so he resorted to banana spreading at the campsite
Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.
Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!
Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
The ultra version of man spreading
Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.