de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.

My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.

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De-nakedise

To put ones clothes on.

"I was so cold being naked, I decided to de-nakedise

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de-clitted

the act of accidentally or intentionally removing your own clit.

My new razor is too sharp, I accidentally de-clitted myself.
The lady in Antichrist de-clitted herself in a psychotic frenzy.

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De Pfeffel

An onomatopoeic name given to a biscuitty fart escaping through the sagging seat of a pair of cricket flannels.

In social use: "Sorry chaps, my De Pfeffel!"

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De Happies

Slang for cocaine. Usually used as if it were a person. (Someone might say what de happies like or what they care on)

Another name for de happies is Unknown Solid Beet.
Fans of de happies include miceys and the little men found in air mollycyules.

De happies not care on de alphobets.

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de-dirtify

To take something that is dirty and make it clean.

You need to de-dirtify your laundry.

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