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Woke gen z people

People who deserve another version of the holocaust

all that needs to be said

Woke gen z people can't take jokes

by Tbirder June 21, 2022

36๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


You woke the wrong dog

Meaning you're in for it or it's gonna get ugly usually when some big and tough ass moutherfucker thinks he can challenge you

*tough video game boss approaches *

Player : "you woke the wrong dog !!"

by Black T August 23, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


beat his ass woke

Beating someone in their sleep as they lay defenseless causing them to awaken baffled why someone would do that to them. Usually when a woman finds out a man cheated on them while the man is still asleep.

I found out Tyrone was screwin that ho Shaquanda, so I beat his ass woke while he passed out on my couch!

by Jan-man September 22, 2017


Woke up Losing

It the feeling you get when your really hung over from the night before and just feel like you woke up on the losing team.

Dude 1. Man you look aweful
Dude 2. yeah I woke up losing today.

by Jacy C December 22, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup

A description of a person who claims to be woke but who isn't cognizant of or willing to address their complicity in the systems of oppression they inveigh against.

That girl is woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup. She be talkin bout the plight of women in Myanmar while she's steady wearing those UGG boots.

Katy Perry is woke as woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup! She cut her hair and is trying to portray herself as this conscious, feminist artist, all the while living in a mansion bought from the millions she made while being a pinup , perfect, pop princess.

by Barrumundii August 24, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


go woke or go broke

This is an elite form of blacklisting non-Leftists in media and entertainment.

In Hollywood the rule is go woke or go broke!

by I, Wreckerrr March 11, 2021

34๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


i just woke up

whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy

person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"

by 2dollars April 9, 2022

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