fuck thing

a hot young girl used only for sex.
Too stupid for a relationship, much less a conversation.
Fundamentally disposable, used in desperate times.
A last ditch go to, when more desirable shit is unavailable.

ring, ring,..
Tonya; Hello?
Tom; Hey fuck thing, whatcha doing?
Tonya; Uh, I don't know...nothing.
Tom: Why don't you swing by for a couple of laps around
the bases and a gack dessert?
Tonya; Uh,..ok. I guess so.
Tom; You can shower here and I'll give ya gas money.
Tonya; I'll leave in a little bit

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A Thing of the Past

What we all hope this freaking virus will become.

Hopefully being stuck in quarantine becomes a thing of the past. It better, or ELSE.

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Stupid thing

A ninja shirt

“Wow your stupid thing is amazing”
“No it isn’t my sister gave it to me and I hate it”

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biting things

Aligator shoes.

He got on them biting things

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Fine thing

fine thing means sexy looking person for example thomas mc

Thomas mcnamara is a fine thing

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Zappy Thing

A Police issue Taser, commonly used in the UK.

The male had a bat and I used My Zappy Thing

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The man thing

the act of unscrunching your own ball sack after sitting down for an extended period of time

-Why is your hand in your pants?
-I'm doing the man thing.

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