Your mom

A big person, usually followed by a small troupe of flying bagel-eating monkeys.

Your Mom was walking around last night, I don't like her!

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your mom

a common comeback for children that don't know how to respond to a question or just want annoy the fuckin shit out of older people. Can be said in a sentence or as a phrase.

bob: So kids, what do you want to do today?
billy, adam, sam,: Your mom!

or

Bob: ewww, what smells!?!?!\
Billy, adam, sam: YOUR MOM SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom

A common response to a sentance to make yourself look cooler

Linda: What did you do today?
Ben: Your mom

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your moms gay

Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously

Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*

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Your Mom O'Clock

Used when someone asks you the time.

Person A: Hey, what time is it?
Person B: Its your mom o'clock.

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Your Mom Was GREAT

She made me a poutine.

"Your mom was great."

"WHAT!? SHE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ME POUTINE!"

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dinosaur your mom

1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.

1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!

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