dirty number

A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity to allow for easy comparison, bragging, etc. It is calculated by multiplying the number of sexual partners with the combined age difference. The combined age difference is calculated by adding the age difference to the most younger partner with the age difference of the most older partner.

If I have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is

5*(2+3) = 5*5 = 30

My dirty number is 148, what's yours?.

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number twos

term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.

hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?

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jimaginary number

The square root of -1 in electrical engineering.

The impedance of this wire is 7 ohms plus the jimaginary number.

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take a number

The question of taking a number usually arises during sexual intercourse between two or more people(men & women).

Various numbers can be taken depending on the preference and the number of people taking part.

Some of the famous numbers being 99, 69, 669, 999 etc.

Guy#1:Take a number dude.
Guy#2:I want to flaunt a rosebud during the upcoming orgy, so lets go 99.

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sleep number

number of people someone has slept with

You just made my sleep number four

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Number Five

When a woman's inner labia protrudes further out than her outer labia and/or vulva, resembling a number five on the Arby's menu.

Damn, did you see that stripper's snatch? I wonder if she's serving fries with that number five.

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number fifteen

The act of fornicating in a coffee shop when exactly Two US Marine Corps veterans are present and a nun is there to bless the ceremony. Whipped cream optional.

Me and my girl totally did a number fifteen at Starbucks today. Yolo.

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