Is when you get a boner in the night time.
Chris:"Yo man I got midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tom:"Sucks to be you!"
An alcoholic beverage (typically wine) that will cause your girlfriend to sleep with another woman in your bed.
Had some tangly oaks last night and my girlfriend fucked my boss
slang term that teenagers use before meeting up for a sketchy social gathering in a mysterious location
Guy: hey wanna go smoke some kush
Guy 2:yea sure meet me behind the old oak tree
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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