oh noes

What to say when the giant, rhinoceros-like alien comes to eat you in your poorly-constructed marine base.

"OH NOES!!!11" exclaimed teh Cyphage, mere seconds before the enzymes met his skin.

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Oh shnap

"Oh snap" with an added flare of lisp.

See also: I went ther.

John: Nice sweater Jim! It looks like your mom knitted that for you!

Riley: Oh shnap.

Jim: That's because she did. Bitch.

John: Oh. Well then!

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Oh Balls!

What someone says ehen they were expecting something good but get something bad.

Doctor: Your pregnancy test results are good-you're not pregnant.
Mary: Great!
Doctor: But you do have AIDS
Mary: Oh Balls!

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Oh Kumar

1. An expression of sheer awe while dismantelling an electronic gadget .esp. a laptop.

2. A sign to indicate a high frequency of satisfaction.

3. The Catwoman's Purr.

1.Boy #1 : Dismantells an IBM Thinkpad with great expertise.

Boy #2 :"Oh Kumar! "

2.Boy #1 :"Do you want to go out for a movie?"

Boy #2 : "Oh Kumar!"

3.Batman :" Do you like that ?"

Catwoman: "Oh Kumar!"

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Oh Snap

Commonly Used By Dave Chappelle, the phrase is an exclamation of surprise, reget, dissapointment, happiness, and many other emotions.

{Driving in a car and almost hitting a big animal}

"Oh Snap!"

or

{Having your ice cream cone fall on the ground right after buying it}

"Oh Snap"

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Oh James

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!

"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."

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oh lordy

An exclamation of surprise, confusion or happiness.
The origin of the term is disputed yet many believe it stems from the opening verse of Steppenwolf's 'The Pusher'

*a man is confronted by a mischievous bullfrog*......'Oh lordy'
*after purchasing a single shot at a bar, a double shot is somehow decanted*....'Oh lordy'
*after insufflating a sizable amount of controled narcotics*.....'Oh lordy'

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