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Bitch Niggas From a bitch ass place who cant fight and suck at all sports, a.k.a WHORES
Me: Tyler Bell is a Ohio Nigga
Dom: yep so is that bitch ass nigga Nick Dardy
Me: Fuck an Ohio Nigga
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Mendon is a town full of drug addicts and toothless whores. There is a harley Davidson store in that town so everybody has harley and are either in a hog chapter or a wana be motorcycle gang. If you need pizza and heroin it's the town to go to. Its mostly filled with lowlifes and druggies . If you move there and the people don't like you they will try there best to run you out of town. If you do decide to move there they have a town slumlord who will rent you a shitty trailer or house that is run down for way more than its worth.
Mendon Ohio has alot of shitty houses.
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Cortland Ohio
A nice little town located next to a lake that smells like feces and is named after what engulfs the whole area: mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes are so bad in Cortland, residents are usually fatigued and pale from extreme blood loss. If you don't have a small business ran out of your home, you are not a true Cortland, Ohio native.
Cons: it's boring as hell here.
Pros: it isn't Warren.
Cortlander, "I live in Cortland, Ohio"
Clevelander, "You live all the way in PA?"
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It's not a drug town, its a place where lots of old people live.
Lets retire in south ohio
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A shit city with a bunch of rich kids who get whatever they want. They always think they are good at everything. Their gymnastics team is good, but their basketball team gets lucky
Why do we have to visit this city of Brecksville, Ohio
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A bunch of white privileged, J-Crew wearing, Hitler praising hicks who all live in corn fields next to some random river.
Q: Hey, wanna visit Troy, Ohio?
A: Hell no, I don't own any clothes from J-Crew and I actually care about black people.
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A city with a cock-sucking player that went to play for the deep-south, has some of the best schools like Hathaway Brown (Go Blazers!), Laurel, St. Ed's, maybe school across from Wendy's (look up St. Ig's, they suck dicks, but they are kinda smart), ect., some okay successful people, the MOST poorest people (they can't even afford shit), and very flammable water sources. But at least we're better than Hollenbeck or Detroit (ESPECIALLY DETOIT cause they'll all go to hell). I'm a Clevelander and really proud of it.
Clevelander (from Cleveland Ohio):Hey
Detroit Person: Hey
D-P: This place sucks
C-er: WTF dude?
D-P: I mean srsly, look at all the stuff that happened. That 23 tall n*$#@% left.
C-er: Do know what racism is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Do you know what an education is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Never mind, oaf.
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