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obviously only exists in Disney movies. or when you are reading a children's book.
and they lived happily ever after.
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did you just here that 780 band forever after , man they are rad
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When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.
wow after thunder comes the rain
A group of five words. They are all from the Indo-European English language, which diffused primarily from the growth of the British Empire, international jobs with this language, and it being a common trade language. This phrase specifically means that, supposedly a noun, has vanished or disappeared into the state of being unknown both literally and figuratively.
person 1: yo, what does watermelon sugar mean?
person 2: i don't know. it faded into obscurity after being banned by BOFA
person 1: huh?
person 2: BOFA DEEZ FUCKING NUTS IN YOUR MOUF
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These people can’t cook... all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
Gerald: Dude! I met a woman today!
Tommy: Damn! That’s awesome!
Gerald: Yeah, and shes also born after 1993!
Tommy: Oh... she’s a woman born after 1993.... Might as well dump her man.
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A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.
Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.
thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.
thanks little buddy ;)
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usually a hopeless romantic that dreams of having a soulmate and or got hurt by their ex. Seeking comfort and nostalgia of memories they once had from a previous relationship through the lyrics.
Where's Chris?
Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.
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