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The skittle you find in your underpants after a party that you eat and are confused because it tastes good.
" Yeah I found I found like four dogs in my pants this morning, that party was pretty crazy".
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A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.
Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
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The best animal ever, everyone’s favorite animal. Dogs are furry, funny, curious animals that usually like to play. They are smart, cute, and hilarious. They can be guard dogs and help people, or can just be your best friend. They are loyal and care about you, they usually love visitors, children, or other animals. When they make a mistake (for example if they are puppies) no matter how mad you are, you laugh because they are just to cute to be mad at. They can cuddle with you protect you and love you. They are your best friend.
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Hey girl look it him,
Oh my god! James?
Yes!
Eww don't he's a dog
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If a girl repetitively calls you a dog, she wants you to fuck her
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