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Another term for an orgasm harvester
Orgasm farmer: see orgasm harvester
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Ruined orgasm is when a broad slowly cock teases you to the point of orgasm and stops just before you cum leaving your cock throbbing. She does this over and over until your balls ache and you’re going insane for sexual relief, then when she is finally ready for the ruined orgasm. She brings you to the edge again only this time just as you are expecting the onset of a tremendously huge orgasm, your balls are tightening up, all she needs to do is stroke up and you’re Cumming!! Instead she lets go of your cock and you feel an unspeakable pain in your balls that only a man knows because at the point of orgasm instead of that last stroke up, she grabbed your balls and squeezes as hard as she possible can, totally stopping your orgasm, maybe leaving you dribbling a little cum, but either way your both sitting there watching your dick get soft as you’re left suffering from lack of release and with a severe case of blue balls!!!
True story:
Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!
Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?
Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.
Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!
This really happened, men beware!
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An orgasmic cry occurs during a sexual act where one of the partners suddenly starts to cry while having an orgasm. The mix of so many feelings creates this unexplained emotion of orgasmic cry!
Beautiful women who participates in a sexual act can also trigger the emotion of orgasmic cries. Her beauty is so unreal, that you start to cry while busting a load on her!
The orgasmic cry can also be used as a definition for insanely beautiful women!
- Damn! I just had sex with this hot girl last night!
- Did you have an Orgasmic cry?!
- Hell YEAH! I busted a nut and a tear at the same time!
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When your praying behind an imam (for Muslims), and the verses he recites are so spiritually profound/make so much spiritual sense/you relate to them so well spiritually/they spiritually speak to you/you are so fricking amazed spiritually, that you feel so spiritually pleased (in other words you experience a spiritual orgasm). This is not just for Muslims, any human being can experience this wonderful phenomenon of the human experience/human life/condition whenever they feel so spiritually pleased or come across something that is so spiritually profound or makes so much spiritual sense. I hope this made sense.
I experienced a spiritual orgasm in Ramadan.
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When, while creatively collaborating with someone, fresh idea outbursts explode, sending tingles to one's brain and genitals all at once.
Every time Anita and Alex called each other to discuss their new book, they'd find themselves having idea orgasms, not sure if, afterwords, they wanted to snuggle or to smoke a cigarette.
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the point where sex feels so good on your clit that your legs cant even be stable anymore, most of the time a clear liquid will squirt out of your pussy called squirting.
jessica : how was it last night with jake
brit : omg i had a shaking orgasm-
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That which is emitted from the penile eye after days of semen conservation. The actual splooge is much more dense and plentiful when the orgasm is of the bulk variety, often seeping back out of the exhausted meat wallet when the woman stands upright.
*Cough cough*
slapper- "Dang, I almost choked to death on your bulk orgasm. I feel like i just ate an upsized double big mac meal"
stud- "I've been in a body cast for six weeks, theres more where that came from"
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