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a poor man that created his own style
man you hit that chika donkey parker style!!
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Zoie McKenna Parker walks in the room and everybody stops and stares
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You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.
My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.
Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?
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A Double Clitoral Hood Piercing
I recently got my “Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing”!
The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.
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A FANTASTIC show on Fox in the early '90's. Basically an anti-90210. Came on right after the Simpsons so most cable broadcasters did not have Fox yet. It will never be on DVD due to all the music rights from different companies. Sad. If you like the cut scenes from "Scrubs", You will LOVE this show.
"Dude, did you see "Parker Lewis Can't Lose!" last night?"
"No, I don't have Fox yet. I watched 'Eerie, Indiana'."
The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s.
The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!
In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.
Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.
There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.
If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.
If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.
EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school
Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet
Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen