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A place where if you park in the front parking lot, your car will be hit by a dog trainer named "Sandy"
I got hit by a scion at puppy playland.
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The cuteness of a feline, the cuddlieness of a canine, bred into a ball of adorableness.
Take your shoes off, come inside, see my place and meet my puppy kitten!
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The best website known to man, it's even better than pornhub.
You should whack off to happy puppies , it's the best porn website ever.
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a puppy, or person like a puppy, either so ugly or embarassing that you place it in the gutter hoping to finally get rid of it, only to find out it keeps coming back, seemingly for more punishment.
"Dude i figured after all that ball bustin' hed have left, nah hes such a fuckin gutter puppy he just keeps comin back for more."
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The hard nipple on a woman's breast, as it relates to firmness and texture.
It was so cold I could see her puppy noses through her shirt.
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performing cunnilingus while the woman is on her knees doggy-style.
Christy loves it when her boyfriend gives her puppy chow early in the morning.
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The result of being mad, ticked off, or generally depressed with life and the circumstances it produces. Usually an exaggeration. Still, best not to have any puppies around or other cute pets for that matter. Cats can stay because they are usually evil and deserve kicking.
Dude: I just threw your TV out the window.
Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!! I'M SO MAD I COULD KICK A PUPPY
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