Hard in the paint

While having a throbbing erection. You place the shaft of your penis into a can of quick drying paint.

Josh: Damn My brother got me so hard last night. I had to go hard in the paint for an hour or two.

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finger painting

Code word for sex.
Coming from letters FP which means 'full penetration'.

Said by Mike when he banged Tanya in Paradise Hotel 2.

Guys: So what happened with Tanya last night?
Mike: We did some finger painting

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tonsil paint

n., alcohol, lubrication

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!

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hard in the paint

To get krunk in yo whip, && ; go hard on demand haters :

riding n the car banging tha music hella loud mean muggin da haters therefore yuan going "HARD IN THE PAINT" =

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paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

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Paint the Barn

Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.

It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.

I am really worried that I will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. I ate falafel for lunch and ... I am feeling the bubbling of some sticky turds already.

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finger-painting

code word for smoking pot

Lets fingerpaint tonight.

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