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capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.
l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!
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a place where those with cash to blow go to scare the shit out of themselves in a pleasing and fun manner. also a place to get overpriced food that tastes like crap.
guy1: hey lets go to a theme park!
guy2: so we can ride the rollercoasters and shit our pants?
guy1: hell ya!
guy2: lets go!
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City of about 10,000 residents just north of Grand Rapids, MI. Home to historical landmarks such as Nick Fink's Bar and Brenner's Bait Shop. A large road called West River Dr. runs through it, making it one of only two reasons anybody would be in Comstock Park and not live there. The other is Fifth Third Ballpark, formerly Old Kent Ballpark, and it is home to the West Michigan Whitecaps. Comstock Park has its own complete Public Schooling system, with a nearly 95% regret rate for college-bound graduates of its high school. It also is home to many major business franchises mostly housed on Alpine Ave, which is bordered by an elaborate and modern apartment complex called York Creek. The middle school is called Mill Creek. There's a Mill Creek Tavern. They are proud of their creeks. But the creeks are filled with pee and glass.
Person 1: Imma head into Comstock Park in a minute.
Person 2: Oh really? Can you pick me up some bait and a polar pop?
Person 1: Naw man you'd have to come with, I only have enough money to buy that dimebag.
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Biggest Bunch Of Wannabees Ever, half the kids end up in jail or as a prostitute, all of think there hard will all fail there GCSEs
Err who’s that slag, she goes to Stanley park
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An area in lewisham bordering downham, bromley, and mottingham. Home to SG (shankers and gunners) who half are locked up. Younger boys also hang there, usually of the RBG gang who come from Lee. Dont go there if you don't want to get asked 'Nigga where you from?' and hearing 'BLUWUUUU!' all the time. Also known as G spot and Grovey.
(Group of SG youths) 'BLUWUUUUUUUUU'
(RBG) 'YG holla da mandem to wrap dese SG onez'
SG stare.
Typical grove park.
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Playground and resting place for Orlando's old money. 1.5$ million an acre, brick streets, big trees and lots of lakes. Home of the racquet club, Park Avenue, Concours de Elegance, and the country clubby Rollins College. Laid back as only a complete lack of financial concern could bring.
A guy on Winter Park Crew is hosting a party, tell everyone to get in their air nautiques and head over to his million dollar boathouse, and remember it's the one on the right, the one on the left is his dad's...
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Once (and still is) an original, provocative, and hilarious show, somewhat like the earlier Simpsons; now threatened to fall on the brink of appeasement for younger audiences, causing possible deterioration just like its predecessor became.
"Officer Barbrady: Oh wait I thought of something! ....Oh, never mind that was substraction"
Ah, too bad good things don't last forever
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