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sarah jessica parker

sjp is fuckin gid.
she doesn't look like a horse. and she isn't ugly.

sarah jessica parker looks like a horse.

no she doesn't you wank

by jzshirra February 14, 2009

51πŸ‘ 204πŸ‘Ž


donkey parker

a poor man that created his own style

man you hit that chika donkey parker style!!

by fakeymcgraffenstien October 8, 2007

1πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Zoie McKenna Parker

The baddest bitch

Zoie McKenna Parker walks in the room and everybody stops and stares

by Zpower October 19, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


parker house roll

You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.

My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.

Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?

by Jacob Nicaragua November 24, 2015

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing

A Double Clitoral Hood Piercing

I recently got my β€œCamilla Parker Bowles Piercing”!

by AlaskaTO January 4, 2020


Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

by grandy427 August 27, 2008

86πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Parker Lewis Can't Lose!

A FANTASTIC show on Fox in the early '90's. Basically an anti-90210. Came on right after the Simpsons so most cable broadcasters did not have Fox yet. It will never be on DVD due to all the music rights from different companies. Sad. If you like the cut scenes from "Scrubs", You will LOVE this show.

"Dude, did you see "Parker Lewis Can't Lose!" last night?"
"No, I don't have Fox yet. I watched 'Eerie, Indiana'."

by Turboplf September 7, 2008