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Is when you blow a load on a whores chin, and follow it up with a swift and steady break of the neck.
Jack the Ripper: "My most humble and preferred technique, the Pearl Noose".
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While having sex with your partner, withdraw seconds before ejaculating. Run to the nearest person(roomate, sibling, parent, child), and unload on said person, resulting in an unexpected bombing.
Jarrod was so bored while trying to please his woman that he decided to perform a Pearl Harbor on her 4 year old daughter.
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bad ass weed that'll give you a gooooooooooood trip. even better with homiez juss chillin. this bud is more crystallized than northern lights. NOT BLUNT SHIT
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digging in your nose for large boogers
My nose was bothering me so I went digging for pearls.
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While getting a blow-job, you show no inclination you're about to cum - then "suprise attack"- you cum in her mouth.
She was going harder thinking I was a long time cuming, then I shoot her a pearl harbour
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An individual that can irritate you so intensely that you innately form a defensive response in order to deal with their very presence.
Jake: So me an Jay were sitting on the TA trying to see what were gonna do this weekend. Then White comes over talking all this BS and pissin us off!
Tim: Yeah, White's a real Pearl maker.
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A music group that didn't accomplish much more then inspire an amazing band called Creed that ended up rocking Saskatoon radio for a good 5 years with the same song.
Mike: Is this Pearl Jam?
Albert: This band fucking sucks and sounds nothing like Pearl Jam.
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