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A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.
Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!
Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.
Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.
mother penguin, also known as balls penguin, is the iconic YouTuber who also is a penguin and is one of the main girlies in the stan twitter industry.
balls penguin: im waiting for the mother penguin entry ๐ง
blinkbarb: girl here it is im writing it rn ๐ค ๐
the stan twt community: ๐คญ๐ณ๐ฅฐ๐ณโ๏ธ
everyone: STREAM BOOMBAYAH AND LOVESICK GIRLS AND STAN MOTHER PENGUIN!!!! ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐
The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.
My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.
when you buckle your seat belt in order to shit your pants
I took a look down at my phone and poppers penguined.
A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.
Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!