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When a girl pulls your jorts down around your ankles and starts blowing you until you're about to cum..then she runs away and you chase after her waddling like a penguin.
Jessica totally gave me the penguin treatment last night, bro.
The flap of warmth created under the hood of a person's jacket.
My hands are cold, can i put them in your penguin pouch?
When you put biofreeze on your male genitalia and then participate in sexual intercorse.
Hey tom! Have you done the frosty penguin with your girl?
A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.
Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.
Penguin shuffle.. when you try to walk with your pants around your ankles.
I was doing the Penguin shuffle after she pulled my pants down to give me a blowjob.
When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.
"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.