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when you win at dominoes bitch
9 5 plus FO' PENNIES ... THATS DOMINOES BITCH I WIN
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A slutty girl who usually works the corner infront of a gas station.
Yo Eddie did you hear about Christina's new job?
Yea i heard she works on the corner in front of the gas station, i hink they call that a 9/10 of a penny street whore.
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Ambiguation; One being even more than completely worthless, making no sense.
"Thud is bout as worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill."
Where someone compulsively saves money by buying super-cheap-priced foods like crackers and white bread, not caring/realizing that these salty/sugary/"empty-carbs" foods will make him gain unhealthy weight in a hurry. Ben Franklin was always sagely expounding about stuff like this, and just look at da deplorable "tubby" shape HE was in!
That balloon-bodied dude with clogged arteries in the ER never eats health-food stuff "'cuz it costs too much" --- talk about "penny-wise and pound-foolish" --- what good is being a penny-pincher and "fattening" your bank account if you're also gradually fattening YOURSELF in the process???
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Lauren if you would like to stay after class I will show you my Irish Penny flute.
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This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
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the "pennis inn" is the place where all of a gay mans fantasies come true. a lovely woman named chloe will be your host and she has a penis too. she will let you do whatever you want at the pennis inn. she wants her customers to want her as much as they want the hotel. the pennis inn comes complete with ONLY honeymoon suites and a grand ballroom for those times when you just wanna DANCE!
welcome to the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)"! my name is chloe!
lets goto the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)" tonight boys;)