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Expression mostly used to advance the popular opinion -> all cops are bastards.
A text used in image captions of people who act like gansters but are total virgin losers.
Also a stupid exclamation that can be expressed as to reverse troll the image of people who think they are tough, when riding in a expensive vehicle (and thus showing how retarded the wanabe gangster image of all this kids is) Because everybody knows that police is shit, but without them we would live in a fucking chaos.
The best fuck the police effect is archieved when the droven vehicle is not really that great or very unusual.
The joke is often of fine quality on may only be understood by people with refined humor, just like a good wine can only be identified by people who have refined taste.
A group of faggots ride a rollercoaster, everybody screams in a normal fashion but one of them screams YEAAAAHHHH FUCK YEAAAHH FUCK THE POLICE!!! WAAAAAHHH! HOLY SHIIIITTT!!!! What might be embarresing for his friends is amusing for bystanders (except for the idiots who are offended). Now they all want to go on the ride.
Two astronauts sit in a cockpit of a launching Space Shuttle with main tank, solid rocket boosters and everything. As the shuttle passes the crucial point and drifts perfectly into space, Houston says: "Ok looking good, I think that was the cleanest launch we ever had"
Astronaut says: copy that Houston, thanks for the heads up. He turns over as far as he can over to his mate, than switches radio to private channel and says, "Fucking good work dude, see how slick that went? We fly into space and nobody is gonna stop us." Other astronaut: Hell yeah I love this, fuck the police!" "what do you mean fuck the police?" "I mean we're in space, thats not even a country, so what the hell are the gonna do about it?
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Judge: For Raping and defecating on a sweet old lady I sentence you to a marathon session of police academy films
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A racist who “patrols” but rlly just beats up black people or anyone who they think looks dangerous
“It’s the police bro” “oh Shit keep cool”
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A true statement, until you actually need the police
Guy 1: Fuck The Police!
(Robbers walk up to guy and steal his money)
Guy 1: Shit...
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Nasty nasty people that suck and should get a job that doest involve people like a factory worker
Person 1: ACAB
Person 2: what does that mean
Person 1: it means all cops are bastards
Person 2: oh ok that makes sense police officers suck
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The police that are not city or state police and can bust your ass anywhere, anytime, and dont give a shit about you or your shit.
ahh shit, the ABC police busted obama biden when they found out he is a terrorist..
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Those guys who can't catch a real criminal, but when it comes to breaking up parties they're hot on the case. They're the definition of Keystone cops and if your not speeding,drinking or smoking weed they wont do much to you.
Guy 1:Hey man i just got robbed, everything's gone.
Guy 2:Shit dude did you call the Boxford Police?
Guy 1:yea they're too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
Guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)
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