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Tactile politics

(Blanket Term) A politician/politically active individual's use of tactile, physical activity to bond or fight with other politicians/activists.

News: Some politicians are known to engage more in tactile politics than others.

by Idot11111 May 15, 2021


Political Rapist

Someone who interjects with their political view every chance they get and constantly smashes the views opposite to their own.

Jim is such a political rapist. He won't shut up about how conservativism is racist and how Hillary is so much better.

Derek keeps telling me I voted for the wrong candidate and that my views are flawed, he's such a political rapist.

I'm tired of getting politcally raped by both Jim and Derek.

by Spetzi March 26, 2017


Political Prostitute

Urban Dictionary administration.

- You heard about Urban Dictionary administration? They posts shit about Trump after his inauguration!
- Relax, buddy. They'll do it in next four years. Political prostitutes.

by Pcheloff January 25, 2017


KY Politics

When a political follower lets themselves get fucked over while believing they are being treated well.

Republican Mitch McConnell has become the richest politician in the country while his state has fallen apart and become the most impoverished state in the country.

His brainwashed supporters believe he is saving them from non existent oppression from liberals, when in reality he is just fucking them over.

That's KY Politics for you.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019


Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019


Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.

"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."

by Wittypoet September 24, 2018


Politically convenient

Someone who swaps political sides whenever its convenient to do so.

"You ever look threw his twitter. He swaps sides every 2 minutes hes politically convenient"

by C.T Tracy December 21, 2022