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similar to sounding. the act of shoving popcorn kernels into your urethra, and then holding a lighter up to your meat stick until the kernels pop inside your urethra. this act can be a form of sexual pleasure, or torture
"yo, tired i popcorn jarfing the other day, i never had so much nut, blood and popcorn kernels flooding from my dick before!"
"fuck Chinese Water Torture, i'm going to popcorn jarf him until his dick blows off and be has no choice but to become trans"
the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
An anal popcorn is an anus that has a kernel/std in it that popped when you put it in the microwave. Once it’s been popped you can eat it steamed, fried, boiled, etc.
Gigi: I love anal popcorn!
Sophia: I hate anal popcorn. I love fried anal though…
Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.
1) When you have popcorn in your bed and a loose bit cuts you
2) sweet and salty together
‘Ugh sweaty popcorn’
‘And will it be sweet or salty’
‘Sweaty please’
It's when the panties ain't rollin' from the gangstamobile, and it's rain cats and dogs.
Steve: You tappin' dat?
Jeff: No hon, that popcorn ain't poppin'