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A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.
Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.
The act of beatin' one's meat. Jerkin it. Slappin the monkey around.
Kids these days are more interested in pud popping rather than their erector sets
A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.
“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”
When you and your freinds buy a cheap hooker for the night.
*pulls up to corner, rolls down window
You want to pass the pudding tonight?
To ejaculate in a man and/or women's mouth and force them to swallow whatever succeeds to go in.
John pulled off a pudding drain on Sarah last night.
Another way of saying "jerking off"
Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.
When you mean to fart but end up with a shit surprise in your pants
Uh oh, I think I just won the pudding prize