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A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.
Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.
Jack off, masturbate, spank monkey, rub one out
Jermaine enjoys to slap pudjackof
The act of beatin' one's meat. Jerkin it. Slappin the monkey around.
Kids these days are more interested in pud popping rather than their erector sets
Another name (euphemism) for a shit stirrer. Back in the day when folks used outhouses, they often had a stick used to stir in lime or other things, often called a pudding stick. Also related to "stirring the pot."
Be careful what you say around Bobby; he's a first class pudding stick.
Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.
I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.
A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool
"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"
Another way of saying "jerking off"
Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.