pump-an-iron

Pour and/or drink an Iron City Beer

I'll meet yinz dahn da beer garden ta pump-an-iron.

pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.

Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.

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Pump a Grump

To Pump a Grump, is to take a massive shit.

I ate 12 tacos, and that night i had to pump a grump.

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cock pumping

Someone who gives others hand-jobs.

An insult.

If john pumps neds cock two days after bob has gotten his cock pumped by john 4 days after bobby had his cock pumped by shirley who was the first to pump dannys cock who then shot shirley and raped her dead body.

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Horatio called Lenny a cock-pumper for jizzing on his tooth-brush.

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pumping mud

pumping mud: Taking a wet shit (Diarrhea)

After I eat at JJ'S pizza I'll be pumping mud

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pump razor

Pump Razor : A razor the orginal gangster rappers used to hide in their teeth

bob : hey that dude is carrying a pump razor
thug: yeah ima punch that bitch in the jaw and make him swallow it

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Nigger Pump

A nigger pumps is the atomically correct term used to describe the pair of large sacks of shit hanging off the chest of a black woman. This term is only be properly used when a a female nigger is feeding multiple Niglits at once..

Hey Woulf, U know that sound we kept hearing back there?.. Ya?, I confirmed what the flight crew saw, Theres a nigger pump sitting right behind the flight deck.

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