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punch the zombie

Male masturbation

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014


Punch Lining

The act of repeating the funniest part of a joke or movie quote to your friends after they have all laughed at it, causing more laughter among the group.

Jeff: "dude that joke Chad told was hilarious."
Greg: "oh yea we were punch lining that one all night, it never gets old."

by Parkersaur June 12, 2011


poison the punch

1.) Adding alcohol to a fruity drink mixture without others knowing.

2.) Spiking fruit punch.

Hey Jared, do you want to poison the punch tonight at prom?

by Punch poisoner September 29, 2019


kokopelli punch

Kokopelli Punch
A game in which people look for images of the Native American trickster God and fertility deity Kokopelli (usually depicted as a humpbacked flute player) along roadsides, truck-stops and swap meets in the Southwestern United States and then punch the first person possible .Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to punch. Rules vary from car to car but the most common are
-1 punch for kokopelli
-2 punches for a Kokopelli larger than a human ("double koko")
-If someone punches you and it turns out there was no Kokopelli, you can tag back (give them a return punch).
-Once an image has been identified and a punch has been thrown, it cannot be reused for a new punch.
"Kokopelli!" Punch. "Double Koko!" Punch Punch.

Paloma beat Daniela in the Kokopelli Punch game 13:3 at the Swat Meet today. You should see her bruises!

by Moxie1 April 6, 2017


Harris Punch

a punch that is so powerful that it can kill you with a single blow.

Man this bitch is being so annoying, i’m gonna fucking Harris Punch her into oblivion.

by troy and larry December 23, 2019


Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.

Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!

by factmachine November 24, 2014


Elizabeth Punches

Elizabeth Punches is one of the best and most proficient American painters in the United states. BFA from Virginia Intermont College in 2012. She now lives and works from a small versitle public studio downtown Galveston Texas, after obtaining notoriety across the United states for her unique painting techniques and eccentric personality. Punches work is highly sought after across all of America and southeast Canada, with several gallery owners noting, "she sells every thing she paints." She is a quiet person and loves living in the peace of a tiny American sandbar with her beloved dog.

Who does that painter over there think she is? I mean, she's good, but she's no

Elizabeth Punches.

by SaintLusciousofPetrichor December 21, 2016