Put your grasses on

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."
"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

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put the freak on the phone

if something is really nice

man put the freak on the phone this food good asf

put the freak on the phone this dude fine ash

Put some cheese on it

When men pontificate their preference of sizzling intercourse whilst groping, savagely, the Clamburger, nothing satisfies better than when the feeling of thick phat cheese splooges, smothering her Punani.

Debbie kept begging for it so Herbert finally put some cheese on it. It took 2 days to clean up afterwards.

Put up a bag

1. Euphemism for 'pitch a tent', or to get an erection
2. To crash at a friends apartment

1. "Wow, John really put up a bag over Heather's tits eh?"
2. "I'm slithered... Can I put up a bag at yours tonight man?"

put her on the sink

To put a woman or women on a sink for the purpose of easy access during sexual intercourse. Similar to putting a woman on a table during sex.

I took that girl stacey home. My friend was in my bed so I put her on the sink.

Put er’ in the ketchup

The act of increasing an engines revolutions to the governed limit typically referred to as a “red-line”. The name originates from the governed limit typically having a red indicator that shows potential failure. The act is typically performed when an engine is excepted to have a catastrophic failure.

*Boosted Honda is losing oil pressure and a slight knock is occurring*

“Should we turn the car off” -friend 1
“Nah put er’ in the ketchup” -owner of the car

put them hands on

To beat up someone

Man! I put them hands on that fool,he know now