Re-ufing Season

Normally during the first two months of the year and the last two months of the year when you work even harder to fulfill a purpose .

"You need to work ten times harder it's Re-ufing Season " . "I know you down in out , but it's Re-ufing Season " ! .

do-re-mi

A slang and somewhat dated term for money

Yesterday I somehow got lucky enough to find do-re-mi on the floor - 20 bucks. fa sho.

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Re-goon-ion

Much like a reunion, the re-goon-ion or regoonion is where a group of friends or associates organize to meet each other to commemorate a previous event, although with much more 'goon' than usual.

Wingus: "Hey Dingus, did you hear about the regoonion tomorrow on South Lawn?"
Dingus: "naaaaah, whats happening?"
Wingus: "Everyones meeting up and shit."
Dingus: "I thought the reunion wasnt till later"
Wingus: "Yeah but this is the re-GOON-ion"
Dingus: "What's the difference?"
Wingus: "Theres gonna be lots more goon than usual."
Dingus: "Ohhhh, k"

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Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.

Looks like its time for the dreaded re-wipe.

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re-entry face

When a person has had so many facelifts they look like an astronaut entering the earths atmosphere.

Her last facelift was so scary she had re-entry face.

caldo de res

Caldo de res is a mexican soup that consists of beef and other assourtments of vegetables. It isn't really made for any special occasion so it appears almost year round. Oh, and the soup is served hot then hell. Mexican moms have a tendency of making this dish at the worst possible times.

*gets home from school after a 103 degree day*

Kid: Mom whats for lunch?

Mom: Caldo de Res

re-remember-er

n. A person who doesn't listen to a story or a joke. Then later in the conversation will restate a story or joke, thinking that he/she is super smart and/or super funny, but ends up looking like a jerk.

John, "Remember that one time when we had that party?"

Mike, " You re-remember-er. We just talked about that five minutes ago.