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A minor road that goes along the side of a highway.
"Definitely my hometown needs a feeder road to solve transportation problems."
A phrase, often used in rural dialect, that lets people know your not from the city but from a suburban or rural area relative to your current urban location.
I was born in Atlanta but raised down the road.
the person consuming the alcoholic beverage in a automobile.
Jane was being a real road popper. She drank a whole 40 in my car on the way home!
When getting road head from a senior citizen, with no teeth!
"Cayley's grandma gave me road gummies on the way home from Thanksgiving
Dear Lord; should just call her hoover! not granny she's still got it at her old age! "
Punishment by divine intervention for previously committed road crimes. For example , cutting people off on the freeway , turning from the wrong lane , doing a California roll instead of stop , etc .
I was on my way to the airport and just when I was about to exit , damn ! Road Karma !! A huge SUV cut me off and I missed my exit and missed the flight . Next time I cut someone off I will remember "Road Karma"
n. The driver in front of you who is driving ten miles under the speed limit
Sorry I'm late for work, I kept running into road slugs on the way here.
1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.
2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.
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A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."
2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."