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No matter what it is, you will forget it. No exceptions
Guy1: Last night, will be a night I will always remember.
Guy2: Rule 97 dude.
Guy1. Damn you
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The unspoken law of yaoi manga and sometimes slash fiction, which designates the taller character in the pairing as the seme/top. Occasionally subverted by authors, justified by "lower slays higher".
"What is this mangaka doing?! Is she really trying to tell us that scrawny piece of shit could top HIM? She's totally disregarded the Height Rule!"
"Man, I'm tired of reading all this fanfiction where Sam Winchester tops."
"What do you expect? Height rule."
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From NCIS tv show agent Gibbs. Always carry a knife.
A rule worth knowing.
What if I get into something i can't get out of. ....
Rule 9 : always carry a knife, you can cut yourself out of anything.
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also known as the "Ja Rule effect"
when someone really has no talent whatsoever, but thinks they do so much that they actually belive they do have talent. Also known as the "Miley Cyrus" effect.
Miley Cyrus- I'm such a great singer
Doctor- yep, it appears you are suffering from the Ja Rule effect
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Romance between coworkers never works out.
(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' unwritten Rules, per NCIS)
TONY: I love you, Kate, but we can't break Rule 12!
KATE: Screw Gibbs and his rules! We belong together.
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Rules:
1: A wedgie should be given if it asked for. Such as when a person's waistband shows.
2: If a person is wearing tighty whities, give it to him just for wearing them. They are unacceptable.
3: Melvins should be given to all tighty whitie wearers, then they should have to be pantsed, and atomic wedgied.
4: If the waistband comes off during a wedgie, the wedgied shall wear it on their head all day long.
Hey, Mac, your wearing Tighty Whities! That means, wait I have to check the wedgie rules, you get a melvin!
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'zomfg lemme in the pool or ill report you to mod LOLOLolOLoLOlOl'
Rule 47, faggot.
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