There's five seasons /
Winter
Spring
Summer
Fall
And a fifth season that's all year around - CONSTRUCTION
The whole traffic is at a standstill! Must be season 5!
a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.
“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”
NAPLAN; the standardised testing in Australia used for Year 3, Year 5, Year 7, and Year 9 students.
NAPLAN season is the time of year in which NAPLAN testing rolls around. It can also be called "Hell."
P1: Happy May. Hey, you know what that means...
P2: What?
P1: It's almost NAPLAN season.
P2: Fuck my life.
The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.
"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."
"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."
a penis that sprouts only in December month.
I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis
A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.
Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.