sexual preference

One's preference for a particular type of sexual partner, regardless whether that preference is rigidly or casually held, and regardless how morally repugnant others may find that preference.

heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pedosexual are all sexual preferences. Pedosexual propaganda uses pedophile as a euphemism in place of pedosexual to make it seem like it isn't all that bad.

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Nick-Sexual

To define your sexuality as neither Straight, nor Gay.

Nick: "I'm Gay."
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Nick (The next morning): "Nevermind, I'm Straight"

Tom L: "Make up your mind."

Tom N: "Wow, he's so Nick-Sexual."

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sexual tourists

Usually straightpeople who are in relationships with people of the opposite sex who have tendencies to have minor sexual encounters with ones own gender.

I though this was a gay bar? Its full of sexual tourists!

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Sexual Retard

When someone, usually a guy, doesn't know how to flirt or get on with the sex. Horribly bad or inexperienced at sex. Excels at being an asshole. Usually brags about getting bitches, but is stumped when he actually has a chance to fuck. Turns girls off completely.

Stacy: Baby, I'm SSSSSOOOOO horny!!! PLEASE FUCK ME!!!
Danny: UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH...
Stacy: You know what? Fuck outta here you sexual retard!

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sexual equinox

Your sexual partners matches you age

YES just had my 69th birthday, I've finally met my sexual equinox

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Sexual Frustration

When someone teases you and you get aroused but you can't do anything about it.

When Grant Gustin tweets pictures of himself it makes me have sexual frustration.

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Sexual Aura

Sexual aura is something very few females have, it does come naturally and cannot possibly be 'put on'. A girl doesn't even need to be the hottest girl in the room to have Sexual Aura,but every boys eyes will still be drawn to her.This natural source of aura is felt by males through out, possibly even by the fathers of these girls.

It's a sense of.. simply 'I want to fuck you on this pavement' from the males point of view, but sexual aura is felt as soon as you speak to a girl, it's something that really can't be explained in words, but is something of a 'touch' the female has on you.

A girl with a high level of of Sexual Aura is said to be a CCW

Lacy: You seen that girl ?
Mally: yeah, she well sexy even though she not that hot
Lacy: Shes got sexual aura, a defiant CCW

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