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When someone farts on you and it leaves a mark.
I was sitting next to Jeff when he leaned over and game me a hot shank. Now I gotta go change my pants.
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when a turd wont go down your toilet, forcing you to fist it up the U-Bend
oh shit i just took a phat dump in triangle tits toilet.
just shank drive that mother fucker.
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To have anal sex with an overweight woman.
My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.
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The area of your mind that holds sexual memories or fantasies in order to be used at a later date.
Did you see the way that chick presented? Throw that one in the shank bank.
When we finally bang, I have some built up investments in the shank bank I need to spend.
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Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.
"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"
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Whenever you are having sex and your dick keeps going in and out of the girls pussy.
"Brad was pussy shanking this chick and said it felt really weird"
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