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when girls stopped going for white dudes and went for black dudes too
man us dreadheads weren’t getting any pussy until the great shift
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The moment in the history of man kind that Black men were just as capable of pulling any bad bitch there is. Before that black men were considered unworthy because of lack of hair. (This term is usually referring to a black kids experience in grade school)
Ever since the great shift, all the bitches can't get enough of me - black man
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The need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.
"Crap I'm going to be out of town on my birthday. I hope Sandra isn't going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me."
"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."
The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting
Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.
When you get some dick while you’re at work.
It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.
Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!
When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.
Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.
An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.
To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.