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A nigger who is afraid on earth quakes.
Oh shit, we're experiencing some nigger shock syndrome!
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when you are on the toilet and you finally release a larger than normal lump of coagulated feses, and the resulting splash from the toilet bowl projects up and into your feses softened anal cavity, resulting in a jumping or startling motion and the flexing of muscle tissue in the arms and legs.
i was feeling really good because i was holding in this gigantic poop all day, then right as i shit i got a massive anal shock. i probably twitched for about a minute afterwards.
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a handshake performed by two friends, works better if one is a girl. It is started by pounding. One pound up, the other down, then switch. Next, lock it by pounding together and twisting. After twisting, shock it by putting your fingers in shocker formation and wiggliing your fingers.
"Man, that car is so fly! Pound it, lock it, shock it!" (words followed by pounding it, locking it, and shocking it.)
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This is a condition that can happen to a person who has recently purchased an Apple conputer. To them, the world seems a little duller, a little more nonsenseical. Simptoms include: Long blank gazes at the Apple's interface and/or hardware design, shutting out of external stimulous such as telephone, email or personal contact and in extreme cases the user may stop eating.
Oh man, it's not looking good. Geoff's been in Apple-eptic Shock since he got his new 12" PowerBook with superdrive and iPod at no extra charge.
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When a girl uses a single tampon for the entirety of their period. Then once the bleeding stops, they ring it out over ice cream and eat it.
Girl 1: Oh man i'm so glad my periods over.
Girl 2: Yeah, now I can make a Toxic Shock Sundae!
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Advertisements of Spanish women with large breast.
*sees ad: shocking language video*
Chick looks old, but damn does she sure have large breasts.
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a really really big stereo system mostly made up of vintage components, it has to have at least 20 receivers and 40 speakers, its only purpose is to shock whoever sees it and freaks out or really thinks its cool
did you see that guys stereo rig? its a shock and awe system!
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