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As small man useusuly with the name Zane or Dustin that has no friends and asked like a monkey
Short kids: I met up with a kid named Zane and he ruined my whole day.
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A synonym for athletic shorts, generally basketball shorts. These shorts are a good all-around article of clothing to wear. They are comfortable, easy to wash, can wear around anywhere, easy to remove, and no zipper to get your junk stuck.
Money Shorts are commonly worn just in case a voluptuous woman wants to take them off in a moment's notice. They have quick access to the private parts.
Shawty wanted to play. Good thing I had my money shorts on.
Man: Damnit, I had my junk stuck in my zipper again.
Man2: Good thing I had my money shorts on.
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When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
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Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.
That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.
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A pair of shorts worn predominantly in summer that expose more of the body than those around the wearer feel comfortable with. Usually finish above the knee and are of a slimmer fit than regular shorts, but can also be baggy and sit mid-way or further down the posterior.
Jaden almost threw up when he saw Jimmy's glorious new pair of summer shorts.
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A nickname or pet name for a guy with a small penis. Can also refer to someone with a short structure.
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Short pants or short trousers are the original names for what many people sadly only know as shorts today.
mother: Tommy put your short pants on instead, it is too hot outside for long pants!
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