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Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat
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A girl who's pussy looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
Guy 1: I imagine I'm making out with Homer Simpson when I eat out Simps.
Guy 2: That's gay.
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Treating the one you love right and making sure they are loved and care for correctly and putting as much effort into them as possible
Mike: You see that guy over there? He spent he whole weekend with his girl and writes her paragraphs all the time and buys her flowers and does a ton of stuff for her!
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
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A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.
“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”
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Lil bitch who talks to girls for three months but is too scared to hold hands. Rejects hot girls because his heart aches for true love, but he won't get any because he's a simp. Always with the shawty (not actually his shawty). He kinda cute do 😳😳😳
Lucas Gonzales is such a simp, almost as much as his friend Davis.
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A Simple Individual Minded Pimp
A "Simp" is someone who sleeps with the hoes and doesn't meet with the bros
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Perfect example a simp is a sucka ass nigga that gets played by a female and shows signs of bitch niqqa emotions that a female usually has like crying over a bitch or kissing ass to a female to the point where even his bros are disappointed and he loses respect from his peers
Female : I'm sorry I fucked another nigga but it wasn't my fault I was high I will never do it again Simp niqqa :It's okay baby I love u (sobs) it was a mistake and I will never lose u
Baby it's my fault because as a man I'm suppose to please my woman (Here are other simp tendencies) spending a lotta money on a girl when u haven't been dating for even a year or less getting cheated on several times my a girl showing signs of obsessing over said bitch putting girl over your niggas and your girl is a thot but you don't care
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