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The art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. Usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. If you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. A technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.
Banana Slammer: "How much for a beef burrito?"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"
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Way too drunk! Or Talking about someone you had sex with that was drunk.
Were gunna get slam drunk mutha fucka's or Last night i made a slam drunk.
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usually a spiral bound book where a collection of people can slam thier own opinions down about a question/idea written at the top of each page.
(Written at the top of the page)Which is a better mode of transportation, hybrid car or gasoline car? (Then you write your first name, and your answer).
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(adj) - a word to describe a genre of vehicles whose camber, ride height, and spacing from the tire/wheel are within millimeters to the fender/quarterpanel. Commonly used to descirbe a car whose function is useless, but will be able to bring all the boys to the yard. No women actually like this. Scraping and breaking oil pans is common.
Whoa look at Bobby and his sweet VW Golf. That shit is stance-slammed. I bet he has his motor spaced so he doesn't break another oil pan!
I can't wait for summer. I am going to stance-slam the shit out of my Lexus!
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Related to Texas Holdem Poker. When a player, plays 2 consecutive hands BLIND ( not looking ).
The 1st hand winning and reveling very poor cards, ( example a 7,2 offsuit )..aka the DONK.
The 2nd hand also winning but reveling good cards, ( example A,A pocket aces ).. aka the SLAM
The conditions of the situation may vary, but the main things are that both hands must be played BLIND entirely until they are reveled at end of hand. The 1st hand must be considered a junk/ non playable hand. And that the 2nd hand must be a very good hand pockets/nuts.
Damon says to Brett " Man last night at work I pull off the sickest slam donk on some dude!. "
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A room in a building, specifically a bedroom, which is perfect for sex. The atmosphere of the room, the decorations, the lighting, the smell, all put you in the mood and increase your chances of getting laid.
David's bedroom was such a slam pad. He had incense burning, a black light, a lava lamp, a comfy bed, and Pink Floyd's, Dark Side of the Moon was playing on his cd player. It took all of my willpower to not mount him on the spot.
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A woman imitating the male act of tea bagging with her Vagina in an often forceful or vindictive way.
Flopsy was so mad at her husband when he called her fat during sex that she promptly taco slammed him and broke his nose.
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